The Legend of Knockertron (EP.4)

Note that all of the content of this blog is 96.45% fictional

            Still reeling from the death of Bruce Lee and having completely forgotten about his plan to become a professional cyclist, Knockertron stumbled from open bar to open bar on the L.A club scene. In fact by 9.30pm he was so wasted you could have knocked him over with an internet. He probably would have knocked over at least 14 dustbins on the way home if it wasn’t for the interjection of a kindly soul. And that soul was a young Korean man called Samii Escobar.

            Samii Escobar came across Knockertron earlier in the evening. He picked him out because he thought that it was slightly odd that a chicken was downing shots of Jack Daniels on the L.A club scene. He decided to follow him and help him get home because Mr. Escobar was a kindly sort of fellow. He was also a big contributor to the founder of popular boy-band Boyzonal. All these factors combined to compel Mr. Escobar to follow our hero. It turned out to be a decision that would alter both of these colorful characters lives forever. So Samii escorted our hero to his home and waited until till he awoke.

“You were pretty banana’d last night” said Samii

“I was fine if not for the fish and chips” replied Knockertron

“That may be true but you have angered the Gods” yelled Samii

“I do not care for weathermen, Good day to you Sir!!” replied Knockertron and stampeded out of Samii’s dwelling.

“You will need me when the time comes” shouted Samii after him.

            Back at Crazy Bill’s Funky Farmyard our hero was contemplating recent events in his life. “Maybe I should let this new guy into my sub-concious” he thought. “I need a strong male influence in my life after my father cast me out and my uncle died. But maybe he might just use me for my cookie recipe.” After much of this kind of deliberating Knockertron decided to return to the dwelling of this mystery man (Who isn’t a mystery to any of you readers! Lol) Knockertron was about to make his first real friend since the late nineties. The lone wolf that was Knockertron would no longer be completely alone. He would have one friend.

End of Episode 4

(Episode 5 will be up on Sunday.)

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Samii Escobar