Please note that all of the content in
this blog is 96.45% fictional.
Knockertron woke up to the smell of cheese.
Gouda probably but it could have been Edam. He looked around the room slowly
but purposely. His friend Samii Escobar was completely unconscious on the coach
with half a slice of pizza (Hawaiian) hanging out of his nose. Knockertron
calmly removed and ate the pizza while continuing on his way. He walked over to
his computer to check his emails. To his great surprise he had an email from ‘The
Body Popper’, the leader of the society for underappreciated super powered
entities. (To be honest up until that point he had believed that him and Samii
had tripped out on cough medicine and experienced a weird shared dream.) The
email read, “Meet me at biggest club on the L.A club scene and bring your Korean
friend, we are ready to make your membership to our society official.”
“Sweet!” thought Knockertron “I’m gonna be a superhero.”
He slowly walked over to Samii and tenderly shook him as an attempt to wake him
up. He gave up on this within five seconds and then resorted to screaming abuse
at him and placing well aimed head butts into his groin. “WAKE UP YOU LAZY
SLOB!!!” whispered our hero “YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WITH YOUR
RELENTLESS TOMFOOLERY YOU GOON!!!” and then as Samii started to wake up with
the innocence of a baby seal Knockertron picked him up by the ankles and flung
him out of the second story window. However our just and fair hero quickly felt
remorse and ran down onto the street to give his friend a hot beverage and some
comforting words.
“Well” croaked Samii “That escalated quickly”
“I’m sorry friend” replied our hero “but
sometimes you just grind my gears”
“Ok, I guess but why did you want to wake me
anyway yah big ham yah?”
“Oh yeah…” remembered Knockertron “We have to go
to the L.A club scene in order for me to be inducted into the society for
underappreciated super powered entities.”
Awesome!” replied Samii with gusto. “But if we
are going to go to the L.A club scene you do realize we need to get so
incredibly wasted that we will only have vague recollections of what mischief we
got up to.
“Shots?” suggested Knockertron
“Shots!” agreed Samii and our two heroes skipped off
into the blinding lights & head pounding house music of the wonder that is
that is the L.A club scene.
End of Episode 8
(Episode 9 will be
released on Friday)
P.S. Like share comment
etc, Thank You
ALISTAIR'S BREAKTIME TREATS IS WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU ARE IN THE HIGHSCHOOL RATHGAR. THEY=YUMMY!! FIND THEM IN THE REYNOLDS HALL
 |
| Yummy from the Alaisteritron!!! |
0 comments:
Post a Comment