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Knockertron couldn’t remember how much alcohol
he had ingested. Hell he couldn’t even remember how to spell ‘bed’. So imagine
his surprise when he was challenged to a gravy-wrestling match by ‘popular’
urban musician Nicki Minuj. The challenge was issued because of our hero’s
boast about how great his potatoes tasted with gravy. As the proud owner of the
finest potatoes in L.A, Nicki took offense to this.
“My potato would kick the sh1t out of your potato”
she growled at him.
“Is that a challenge?” replied Knockertron arrogantly.
“Of course”
“State the terms for the duel you noooob!”
declared our hero with gusto
“Gravy wrestling medium sized arena submission only!”
Nicki stated the terms so confidently that it
left Kncokertron worried. She seemed to have done this before. And that
Knockertron fans, is how our hero ended up on the dancefloor of an L.A
nightclub beaten to a pulp covered in gravy and with a copy of ‘Superbass’
wedged into his anal cavity. He quickly picked himself up dusted himself on
checked his sweg was still intact and proceeded to the corner of the nightclub
where his future superhero comrades were sitting. At this time Sammi Escobar
was actually dangling by his ankles from the golden chandelier on the roof of the
club wearing nothing but socks but that is another story.
“Hello ‘Ironic Avocado’” said ‘The Body Popper’ amicably.
“So nice of you to join, the four of us.”
“Four of you?” questioned Knockertron “Its only
you ‘The Glove’ & ‘Mr. Fruity!!??”
“Ah” replied ‘The Body Popper’ “I haven’t introduced
you to ‘The Dark Tang’, he sees all and knows yet no-one sees him.”
“So hes an insivible phycic?”
“No, hes just super bad-ass!! So… you wanna join.”
“Dude is the mass of a black-hole infinite”
“Eh I dunno?”
“Well it is, so yes, I will join.”
“Great! Welcome aboard frend.”
Knockertron punched the air with delight with
statement because even though he had been beaten to a pulp by an R&B singer
and he was covered in gravy, he was soon to become a superhero and nobody would
mess with him ever again. And then the chandelier with Samii still attached
fell on his leg.
End of Episode 9
(Episode 10 will be released next Friday)
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