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The first thing Knockertron noticed about L.A was the bright lights… Pity it was from a car that was about to run over him. He dived out of the way just about escaping with his life. He carried on into the city until he found a dirty abandoned creature in a dark alleyway. It definitely wasn’t human so Knockertron decided to investigate. “What are you” grunted Knockertron his voice full of sandwiches.
“My name is Bubbles” said the creature “Justin Bieber’s old Monkey. He abandoned me in Germany and I had to hitchhike back here but then Justin didn’t even want me! He cast me out on the streets to fend for myself! But the worst part is he replaced me! With a platypus… called Henry!”
“I wouldn’t take that from my man” interjected Knockertron. “I’d be all like ah hell no!!”
“Be that as it may L.A is no place for animals. Heed my warning young padawan”
“No” replied our hero and with that he was gone.
Later that day Knockertron finally found the Mexican fighting chicken arena. He knew then that his time had come. He went straight in and in the first 4 minutes he was in his first professional fight. Using his new goat powers he won the fight easily and was given a prize of $6.24. He turned around to leave after receiving the cheque and was immediately confronted with a very smelly man probably of Caribbean descent. “You got potential kid” he said “I’m a promoter around here and I think you could be something special. Swing by here in three days and ill enter you in a fight that has 840 rupees in prize money. Here’s my card.” And with that the man left. Our hero returned to his newly rented apartment on Crazy Bill’s Funky Farmyard convinced that this would be the start of a better life for him.
Elsewhere in L.A Knockertron’s uncle, Shaniqua III (The only other chicken to be banished from the tribe) heard the news of the “Young Prodigy of the cock-fighting universe”. He immediately knew it was his nephew because of his voodoo powers and set off to find him. He felt that Knockertron might need the company of a fellow chicken while he was settling in to a new city.
Three days passed quickly and Knockertron was ready for his second fight. As far as he was concerned the money was as good as his. He arrived at the arena and was immediately greeted by the promoter from three days previous. “I knew you’d show up kid. This fight is going to catapult you into the big time.” Knockertron nodded and stepped up into the pit. Although the chicken across from him looked tough he knew that his goat-powers would win the day. The announcers voice sounded “In the right corner weighing 8 pounds and 4 ounces The Abominable Rooster!!” he said “And in the left corner weighing 5 pounds and 8 ounces the newcomer Knocker…trooon!!!” Knockertron knew the crowd was cheering but he had gone into ultra Zen Buddha-goat mode. He was laser focused on his opponent. He started to stare him down but then got something stuck in his eye and had to look away. He didn’t even here the bell signaling the start of the fight. He knew the fight had started when the other chicken just charged him. He sidestepped the attack with goat like speed and then brutally started beating the other chicken into the ground. The fight was over in a matter of seconds leaving the whole crowd wondering how he could fight like that. However one person knew that he in fact couldn’t fight like that, because his uncle Shaniqua III had found him.
End of Episode 2
(Sorry if that one was slightly more serious than the first one. I promise the next one will be so insane you’ll shoot rainbows out of your bellybutton.)
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| Our hero midway through his operation. |
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