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Knockertron awoke to see his best friend and the
killer of his uncle having a leisurely cup of Moroccan cocoa together. This
infuriated him and he used his goat-like acceleration to catapult himself over
the coffee table and chuck El Moe Kiely Fox’s cocoa in his face. “You killed my
uncle!!” he roared aggressively.
“Well you just threw hot cocoa in my eyes so I’d
say were even. Besides he wasn’t even your uncle… I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Vat?” exclaimed our hero his voice full of
shock. “How does that even work?”
“Sit down” reassured El Moe “I will explain
everything.”
Our hero promptly sat down still dazed and
confused. “The first thing you need to understand was that the people who said
they were your family were in fact not. They harbored you in their village and
treated you as one of their own but they never understood you they never
realized your full potential. When your real parents died I ate some
marshmallows to control my grief and then laid you out on a boat on Kernel
Sanders Lake. The tribe of fighting chickens eventually found you and adopted
you. I did not realize that Shaniqua III was your adoptive uncle when he was
shouting at you & I thought that he was a threat. I’m truly sorry for what I did
to him and I hope you can forgive. But you have to know that even though the
chickens loved they could not truly understand you. Even before you obtained
your goat powers you were special. You are a creature of Legend because you are
not in fact a chicken... you are the Ugly Duckling!”
“Exsqueeze me?” replied our hero “Baking powder?
What you talking bout Phyllis!?”
“You are a member of the duck royal family of
Mexico. You are the fabled prince that will be so ugly you will look like a
chicken. You are the Ugly Duckling… You are our savior whether you choose to
accept your fate or not you are the one to liberate the ducks and overthrow the
humans but instead it seems that you have befriended a human!” and as he said
this he shot a murderous look at Samii
Escobar who promptly mooned him. “I was civil to you before Mr. Escobar but you
are part of the accursed race that has poisoned our planet! It is time for the
age of the Ducks. Will you come with me nephew?”
“Never!” replied our hero “and Samii’s title is
Sir. Escobar!” and with that they slammed the door so hard in El Moe’s face he
broke his left collarbone.
“We will meet again Knockertron!” he screamed
through the door “And we will be enemies!!”
“Lol” said Samii and the two heroes started
watching a Two and a half Men marathon. When El Moe returned they would be
ready but for now they were asleep.
End of Episode 7
(EP.8 will be up on
Sunday)
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