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Our two heroes awoke at 9.13 am in sunny
Hawaii with nothing on except space suits. “Well” murmured Samii “This is new”.
The two friends looked around the beach they had landed on with wonder and
amazement. Then in a flash Knockertron realized something quite peculiar “Samii!!”
he exclaimed “We have tracker chips in our arms!” Within an instant of him saying
this, a large green limo pulled onto the beach (clearly illegal) while an
absurdly large hand reached out and pulled our two heroes inside (even more
illegal). When they got into the limo they were greeted by the oddest selection
of characters they had ever seen (which is saying a lot for the two of them!)
Sitting directly opposite them was
an Iranian man of about 7 feet tall wearing a pink tuxedo, clown shoes and a
magicians cloak, and next to him was presumably the man who had pulled them in. He
was only 3 feet tall but his hands looked like they had been inflated. He also had a
luminous green beard which Knockertron guessed could probably blind hamsters. Even
though they couldn’t see much of the driver he looked pretty normal, that is until they
saw the huge pile of assorted fruits beside him. Suddenly the pink tuxedo man
began speaking
“We
have been watching you since your incident Knockertron” he said “We are
interested in you joining our club for underappreciated super-powered entities.
I am ‘The Body Popper’ , I can make any part of me abnormally large hence my
large frame & clown size feet. The gentleman to the right of me is ‘The
Glove’. He is abnormally small as well as deaf and blind but he has enough arm
strength to catch crashing planes!”
“Then
why is he underappreciated” interrupted Samii
“Well”
said the man after a pause “He also likes throwing landed planes, which shall
we say ‘annoys people’ or ‘grinds their gears’. It’s all in good fun though
& he waits till the passengers have gotten off. And I almost forgot about
our driver ‘Mr. Fruity’, he can eat as much fruit as he wants & it always
returns to him hence the massive pile of fruit.”
“Awesome!”
said Knockertron his voice full of enthusiasm “How do I sign up?”
“Well
first you have to come up with a name” replied The Body Popper
“How
about ‘The Goat?’”
“Taken”
“Billy
Goat?”
“Taken!”
“The
Goat/Chicken?”
“Taken!!”
“Goatertron?”
“Taken!!!”
“Goatinator?”
“TAKEN!!!!”
“Ok
then!” replied an exasperated Knockertron “What isn’t taken?”
“Well
we have three left on our database ‘The Ironic Avocado’, ‘The Flabbergasted
Ostrich’ or ‘The Irritated Hedgehog’. Take your pick amigo. Yes that’s right
bet you didn’t know I was fluent in Mexican!”
“Three
pretty good choices” murmured Knockertron “And that Mexican is perfect by the
way, I’m going to have to go with. . . ‘The Ironic Avocado’!!”
“Good
choice Sir”
“This
superhero but I still have one question,” interjected Samii “How did we end up
in Hawaii and what’s with the spacesuits?”
“Well
that question is easy to answer. But I’m not going to so see you later Terminator
(1, of course 2 & 3 were ok but salvation was a pre-told storyline for
Christ’s sakes LOL ‘yawn’)” and with that ‘The Glove threw them back to Samii’s
L.A penthouse apartment with nothing but their spacesuits and Knockertron’s new
Superhero degree. “We got to go back to Hawaii sometime” said Samii after a
long pause “The fruit salad there is off the hook!”
“After
the Super-Bowl” grumbled Knockertron as he fell asleep bringing to a close the
craziest day of our two heroes young lives. However seconds later Samii
received a call “So he knows nothing?” said the shadowy voice on the other end
of the line.
“Nothing”
replied Samii “It's all up to you to tell him now”
“You
realize he can’t avenge Shaniqua III’s death”
“Why?”
“Because
he’s not his uncle”
“Then
who is?” asked Samii
“I
am!” said El Moe Kiely Fox from the doorway of the apartment holding the blockiest Nokia that the 1980's had to offer.
End of Episode 6
(Episode 7 up on Friday!)
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