Note
that all of the content in this blog is 96.45% fictional.
Knockertron was filled
with hope for a new beginning as he returned to the house of his soon-to-be
friend Samii Escobar. He knocked on the door in his imagination and then
climbed in the window because he’s Knockertron and he don’t follow your petty
rules. “Hello” said Samii “I’ve been expecting you young Tron”
“Cut the cheese Jack”
said Knockertron with aplomb “Are we gonna be homies or not dog?!”
“Your anger upsets me”
revealed Samii “I’m not sure if I can live the fast paced life being a friend
of yours seems to entail. However if a season ticket to the Mexico City Garcias
Pelotas games was included we could be in business” (Pelotas is a fast paced
sport quite like squash but played by Mexicans with hollowed out banana’s
instead of rackets.)
a“We have a deal mon garçon.”
said Knockertron thus forming the most dynamic partnership in modern media
since the Mario Brothers. Yes that is the kind of awesomeness we are talking
about here Knockertron fans, this is like Bart and Homer on steroids and it’s
at least double Phineas & Pherb. Brace your spleens it’s about to down.
The two newfound friends
hit the L.A. club scene hard as a celebration of their friendship. Charlie
Sheen was even quoted as saying “Oh those two oh yeah… they’re trouble I steer
well clear of those crazy b*****ds. They off the chain yo” They partied so hard
that at 5 o’clock the next afternoon the two of them woke up in a post office
with 4 banana peels and six angry midgets in their bag packs. The post office
staff laughed about it but the midgets did not. Luckily Knockertron managed to
fight their way out of the post office via 6 swift kicks to the dwarves
respective windpipes.
“Well that was a sticky
situation” grumbled Samii “And while I had a great time we should probably get
on to avenging your uncle. Bill (Gates) is gonna be pissed.” “Ye I’m gonna
register as a superhero in the morning.” Replied Knockertron “But first I gotta
get home and hit the hay. Last night has me layed out liked a flame grilled
Bathurst sausage.”
“See you in the morning.”
Replied Samii agreeably “I got to deal some drugs at the old folk’s home yano,
business is booming these days.” And with that the two heroes went to bed ready
for any adventure that could possibly hit them the next day. (Except a Lord of
the Rings style adventure-quest, that would really suck.)
End of Episode 5
(Episodes will be released every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday)
Like & Share and of course thanks for reading- Octavius
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| A game of Pelota being played in Mexico. |
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